CASANOVA KID

It was that time of the day when I just loaded my stomach 2 the maximum limit and that poor thing was on the verge of blasting up to create a miniature tsunami in mah body.The only which could satisfy me now was-SLEEP….but goody god has sumthing against me and den off he sends his brainless barbies charging at me like the deccan chargers bull....n...boom!!! out opened my door sending a shiver up spine and out came a bunch of gurls running towards me faster than a formula1 car.......

{{{{ lemme tell u abt dese brainless barbies, dese gurls love me 2 da core and can do nething 2 grab mah attention........i normally do love der affection which is normaly shown with truck loads of kisses covering mah face with 735gms of strawberry flavoured lipstick.....n if u doubt how I knew the flavour…heehee…cud resist tasting it bud!!! In short they are insane n psychotic}}}}}

Neways now baq 2 our story..........


…….But 2day i wasnt in2 der affection coz i was only and only thinking of njoying a good nap...but in a macro second i found myself covered under a blanket of dis brainless bunch.....i was cursing dem in evry possible language i cud, but da last thing on the earth dey wer thinkin abt was-MY SLEEP....dey din care abt wht i thot...alll dey knew was 2 stick up der lips on 2 mah face so hard dat dey cud almost suck my brains out.......as said “life is living by the moment” i slowly started 2 enjoy the shower of kisses n attention grabbing talk and by now my sleep was some 342 nautical miles away........n dese many chicks 2 choose from made look like a kid lost in a candy store.....

VITAMIN-J.This vitamin was only discovered in the female race and it was found in abundance………according to the studies it was found that the secretion of this vitamin would increase drastically in presence of a competitor……but surprisingly it never happened in my case even though each gurl had around 14 or so competitors..n evenings would pass off without any of those world famous girly fights.Instead,they were njoying me like chicken lollipops which my frnd susaank hogs on with no mercy J……by da way in any case you cudnt figure out wht VITAMIN-J is….den lemme tell u it is VITAMIN-JEALOUSY….



Wht can I say now infact what da hell can anyone say when he is at the receiving end of this Barbie love………all one could was laugh at his luck and so was i………

the best part abt these chicks are they are always sweet 2 and make me da center of attraction which dey normally tend to keep it 2 themselves...nd der boyfrnds don’t mind me flirting with der gurls ......
it was like I had this V.I.P pass hanging around my neck which would allow me 2 kiss em netym n dey would ask for more always…….which would make me feel like emraan hashmi ……dude hashmi”check me out this Is u r potential competitor,mann” for a second I thought,that “serial kisser” tag suited be the best….

If you were thinking these were the only ones whom I used 2 b loved by……..naaaaaaaaa……..i was like the casanova in my area ….even the aunties couldn’t resist me ……they were worse than these brainless barbies to tell you…used 2 irritate me with their non-sense stuff…and wud think dat inventing a new recipe was like discovering an Indus valley civilization painting n worse,they felt that they shoud have got an noble prize for that,but all they got was kiss from me(they used 2 force me to do so..)…worse was they wanted me to kiss dem every nanosecond!!!!!!!


You guys must be thinking I must be an ass for whining….coz only few god blessed ones would hav such a rocking fate….you must be saying to urself ”he is one lucky ASS…..wht more one could wish for in his life.being loved by these many girls..whoa!!!”


Yea dude I agree there is nothing more I could or would wish for-except WHY WAS I WEARING HUGGIES DURING DOSE DAYS….N WORSE WAS MY MUM USED TO CHANGE MY DIAPERS INFRONT OF MY GURLS….SICK MANN…